Nobody Home Office

There may be those in certain circles, who are hoping John Reid will lash himself to the mast during the stormy crossing of the Sea of Incompetence. A modern day `Ahab` in search of THE GREAT WHITE WASH

Though I feel he is not the type to go down with the leaking hulk and it`s cargo of shredded pulp.

Instead, he feels he is renovating a house, where stripping the wallpaper is revealing the more serious problems hidden beneath.
His "family" however, have resided in the house for almost 10 years. Plenty of time in which to have availed themselves of the services of a Structural Surveyor.

I have a feeling he will take the decision to replace the existing woodchip, with a fully blown expensive textured Vymura ,having applied a backing paper, here and there.