Apparently , PC Wilful and co, have interviewed Mr. Unaware Blair at Downing St again, as part of their ongoing investigation into the shennanigans behind the robes.
The crack press crew in residence, Number 10`s SAS (Suppress and Stall), were not informed. "A news blackout was imposed for `operational` reasons", according to PC Wilful.
On tiptoes past the press office door, and sneaking out via the rear fire escape, the cops vanished into the night.
There is however ,no need to be alarmed.
His Majesty Sir John Reid, Earl of Arrogance, Baron Wastelands, and future Knight of the Brown Table, has guaranteed no one will do time. A memo sent out to Judges, has specified that no one should go to prison , and if they do, it should only be for a little while.
He has a couple of Dukes he is willing to put up in order to achieve this.
Stand by your beds